sassy-tail:

herp derp hetalia

it’s been a while

but I

still

really like this genderbend design for Italy

Erik was just as adorable as she had been told. Cheerfully, she got down to his height. “Ciao bambino. I am Daisy.”

feliv:

“That’s the Italian gift sorellina.”

“We get it from Nonna after all.”

feliv:

Penis masterpost.

With captions.

delightfully-awkward:

they’re trying to take the smut off of fanfiction.net

if the smut goes, we go. 

symbiotic-dissection:

“Awww, the little morsssssssel is ssshaking.” The monster growled, her eyes narrowing. The grin on her face pushed further, the stitches holding the corners together straining against the tension. “Have you ever been sssswallowed alive before, little morsssssel?” She hissed as a hand tipped with large black claws lifted to tap her nose rather dangerously.

“It’ssss a ton of fun.” She began to snicker, enjoying how she towered over the quaking Italian like a skyscraper. The tongue slid under Daisy’s eye, and she could smell something similar to gasoline seeping from the dangerous, inky-black maw.

Daisy took a deep breathe and locked her eyes on the beast. Sure she had fought off people before but never had she encountered something like this. Though she was nervous, she stood her ground. After a few moments of calming herself down, she manged to stop her shaking and stuttering. With her hand on the gun at her waist, she spoke threateningly with a fabricated smile. “Grazie but I think I’ll pass.”

(Fonte: bambina-arma)

feliv:

“I do it sometimes to mess with my fiance. Pisses her off and sometimes I get sex just to stop.” he chuckled.

“That sounds like your fiancee alright.” There was no doubt. “I can mess with mine as much as I want but he forgives me because I’m cute.”

fivemetresofawesome:

romanorgasm:

ionlypostboobs:

tokyodarjeeling:

you may now kneel for us

WE GAVE YOU NORSE MYTHOLGY

AND ABBA

AND NOW LOREEN

IN THE END

YOU WILL ALWAYS KNEEL

SUCK MY DANISH DIIIIIICK

Screw all of you- We didn’t participate because you couldn’t handle our FREEDOM MUSIC.

“So kindly go fuck yourself.”

(Fonte: detectivemalfoy)

limpieza-de-sangre:

He furrows his eyebrows for a moment, till recognise her, a little grin popping onto his lips as he does so. 

-Good, good, been bussy, travelling up and down… the usual. Having some spare time, lately, which makes me glad- he tilts his head- Yourself?

A sweet smile was visible on her lips once he recognized her. “Fairly well. I’ve been packing to do some traveling of my own. It is a tad early but I am already rather excited for the Olympics.” Her competitiveness made her especially exctied to get there and win as many metals as she could. “The earthquakes in my country have been rather troublesome though.”

(Fonte: bambina-arma)